John Cage's Seventieth Birthday Riddle (Testimonial Poem By Javier Hernandez-Miyares)

i remember sitting close to John Cage.
it was somewhere in the Village.
Steven Pacia was next to me and Merce…
…was next to John:
It was 1982 September Five
Seventy years of John divulging
while pretending not to speak
and always laughing;
and now while his acolytes perform
the ritual of nonexistence,
and he Seventy years old and
now an ancient gag in denim…
Merce asks: How many Buddhist monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
John replies
: I don’t know.
Merce divulges: Two… One to screw it in, and one not 2.
John: —silence— and then laughter.
On September 5th 1982, i attended a concert of John Cage’s music in celebration of his seventieth birthday. It took place at St. Marks Church, and this is my recollection of that evening.


Tom Shaw, Alex Garcia, and Javier Hernandez-Miyares

