08.25.06
Friday Post Mortem
In case you missed the news this week:
scientists decided yesterday that Pluto is not a dog. decision on goofy is still pending. Lawsuit by disney corporation is anticipated since disney sues everybody.
but seriously, because of the reclassification of pluto, and the adoption of the new eight planet solar system, i propose that we change the name of neptune to that of mickey’s loyal dog pluto. after all, doesn’t it makes sense to have the planet behind uranus named after a dog.
Pluto is Demoted to Dwarf Planet
here is pungent article from the magazine us news and world report in which the author expels odorous information about our current president. it seems that georgie boy has a fascination with flatulence. hold your nose before you read the following.
Washington Whispers, Animal House in the West Wing
after the preceding paradigm shifting news, lets examine the following article published this week by the nation magazine. this one will give you something to think about.
Cuba’s Pathbreaking Energy Policies
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